blunaowl

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
systlin
nonasuch

A fun update to the ongoing Reddit meltdown: r/femalefashionadvice has, after polling their users, reopened to only accept posts about 18th century fashion.

curliestofcrowns

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triflesandparsnips

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alexaloraetheris

See, THIS is why Reddit refugees were welcomed with open arms.

kamikaze-kumquat

I mean seriously. Twitter refugees came here with "UGH! Thid id what we've been reduced to!" attitudes despite them stealing from us for years. Reddit folks are like lost lambs.

argumate
argumate

It used to be that treating droids with respect was a sign of a sensitive and empathic soul and a noble heart, to see the humanity behind the metal exterior. But when droids are as cute and expressive as BB-8, mistreating them would be like drop-kicking a puppy, so it’s hardly a difficult test of character.

argumate

treating C-3PO with respect, that’s the real challenge.

argumate

if R2-D2 can’t treat C-3PO with respect I don’t see why anyone else should.

systlin
fluffmugger

/aww and /gifs have joined /pics in becoming John Oliver thirst traps and /Horny is now a Christian minecraft server.


God bless you magnificent bastards

fluffmugger

update: the current scuttlebutt is that if a sub goes nsfw reddit loses advertising revenue

shit is about to get filthy

fluffmugger

#pray for john oliver's hole

He is not only aware, he has boosted on twitter and is supplying pictures 

swimmingnewsie
foone

A fun thing about computer skills is that as you have more of them, the number of computer problems you have doesn't go down.

This is because as a beginner, you have troubles because you don't have much knowledge.

But then you learn a bunch more, and now you've got the skills to do a bunch of stuff, so you run into a lot of problems because you're doing so much stuff, and only an expert could figure them out.

But then one day you are an expert. You can reprogram everything and build new hardware! You understand all the various layers of tech!

And your problems are now legendary. You are trying things no one else has ever tried. You Google them and get zero results, or at best one forum post from 1997. You discover bugs in the silicon of obscure processors. You crash your compiler. Your software gets cited in academic papers because you accidently discovered a new mathematical proof while trying to remote control a vibrator. You can't use the wifi on your main laptop because you wrote your own uefi implementation and Intel has a bug in their firmware that they haven't fixed yet, no matter how much you email them. You post on mastodon about your technical issue and the most common replies are names of psychiatric medications. You have written your own OS but there arent many programs for it because no one else understands how they have to write apps as a small federation of coroutine-based microservices. You ask for help and get Pagliacci'd, constantly.

But this is the natural of computer skills: as you know more, your problems don't get easier, they just get weirder.

sreegs

you know you've made it when you're googling problems and ending up with 0-9 results

manyblinkinglights

#you don't actually have to be good to have these problems#you just have to be obsessed with a micro-issue that no one else cares about

teratocybernetics

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dduane

Oh sweet heaven the truth in this. :/

lolrider
gunsandfireandshit

PLEASE READ THIS ARTICLE

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gothcostco

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From another article i read today 😭

hustlerose

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rincewindthecheese

he wasn’t even there to be a contestant he joined the crew as a CHINESE TEACHER but the directors noticed his good looks and begged him to compete. poor guy made it to the finals and if he had been one of the winners he would have been contractually forced to be in a boy band whether he wanted to or not

lastvalyrian

this is the closest any human being has ever come to actually being sold to One Direction